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| | Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS MADE IN SLEEPOVERS GONE BY

The best and most famous memory, young and naive Gabriel Phillips and James Robertson, many years ago, enjoying the finer things in life over a game of Voltaren Returns, Voltaren Strikes back and Voltaren II. Oozing with new found confidence they dominated the early hours of the morning shirtless and bandanna clad. Swedish bitters, what a treat!! By the way, please submit your parents cell no's as you walk in the door.

It may have been the same night that we were treated to some extremely intimate secrets of a well known guest speaker, who we'll never look at in the same light. Let's just say "two is better than one", and "a chord of three is not easily broken". One could say that one's sacrament wasn't entirely blessed.

Then there's the occasion that some would remember of Graham Lewis' tyres being seasoned with swaz. The perpetrators were chased away by what they thought was a vicious canine, but it turned out to be their one mate who usually klaps the lights.

The bible speaks of a dog returning to it's vomit, but doesn't say anything about someone elses'. Our canine friend was the victim of a generous outpouring of Michael Ashton's over indulgence of weak Oros. Remember guys, choose your positions carefully when the Oros comes out.

This Fireday, many more moments to be made, will you be a part of it?


PS. Oros will be provided.





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